Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures


"Did I wake you?"

"Yes, but I'm glad...I should get up"

"Not so fast, I have other plans for you...I want to get you off...I want to hear you cum over the phone for me. I am outside in the yard so I can talk to you and I am not going to hang up until you've cum for me"

"Mmmm...you'd like me to slide up this nightie...and reach down into my panties...and play with myself? Reach in and make myself wet for you...because of you? Like this?"

"Just like that baby. Slide your fingers inside of yourself and bring the wetness to your lips so I can hear you taste yourself"

"Ahhhhh....it feels so good...and I am so so wet thinking of you and what you would do to me if you were here in this bed with me"

"What are you thinking about?"

"I am thinking that I would like you to fuck me in the ass"

(quiet then rustling sounds)

"What are you doing lover?"

"You are such a whore...you've got me so worked up I am jerking off on the side of the house"

"Good (smiling wickedly)...then cum with me"

69 Flavors

Sex and ice cream. This is how my mind works.

There are those that can call it good with a bowl full of vanilla (missionary) and a spoon (bed).

Then there are those who CRAVE a whole lot more...that creamy chocolate (endless positions) with the chunks of brownie (hair pulling), drenched in chocolate syrup (a spank), sprinkled with nuts (ass fuck), topped with whip creme (whip creme), and a cherry (window shaking orgasm), eaten from a cone (fucking in public), as melted ice cream runs down your arm (licking and sucking up every last drop of each other).

I'll have a triple scoop of #2 please....

Videos: the Best and the Amateur



Yes, I watch a lot of porn videos on the road. DVDs, as you know. I've seen some good ones, some hot ones, and some really pathetic ones.

Now, I think I've seen the best - "The Fashionistas", from the Evil Empire.

I've known about it since it came on the market a while back, but the $65 price tag for the 2 DVD set was a barrier. I gave in last week and bought it. Wow! It's got it all. High quality production values. Hot fetish costumes. Ultra hot BDSM sex scenes. Incredibly erotic.

Especially a scene where well-known porn actress Belladonna does an erotic strip-dance on a hardwood floor while she's watching a large-screen video of her tied into a frame and spanked. Followed by her lover, Taylor St. Claire coming in and finding her and then dominating her. Two sexy girls in a hot scene. I had a massive rock hard boner just watching it. (too bad no one else was around and I had to take care of it myself!).

Speaking of taking care of myself:

I found a place to post my attempt at a video. It's 16 minutes long. Me, alone in a hotel room, waking up and whacking off. Start to finish, with music. It's called "Eventually Hard" because I was very tired on the road and it took a while to wake up and tune in. We'll see if it lasts online, or gets deleted. If you might enjoy watching that kind of thing, enjoy! NSFW - not an HNT!

Make sure you watch it with the sound up!





Let me know what you think of my amatuer video. And if you get the chance, see "the Fashionistas".

M.E. & You

Making love to you was never second best.....

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, and...Hotel Rooms

If you knew my travel woes for the last three weeks, you'd be laughing your ass off. Cancellations, delays, re-routing, and all that jazz.

Let's just say - on the positive side - lots of air miles and hotel points.

And what did I do in all of those hotel rooms? As if you didn't know.

Update: photos will have to be left to your imagination...my site got deleted again!

Father's Day Shout-outs

Props to my Dad today, on Father's Day. The kindest most generous man I've ever met. A role model. A mentor. A friend. I couldn't love him more.

Props to my sons today, who make me a Father. A Dad, really. Yes, they drive me to the brink of patience and sanity often. But my life is infinitely blessed because they are in it. I love them both dearly.

If you knew the crazy week that I had last week, you'd know that I'm not here for them as often as I want to be. Trying to make the most of when I am with them - so, we're off to see a movie together today. Bonding over popcorn and slushies and superheros!

Props to Mrs. SCM, who woke me up this morning frisky style as part of my present. Yes!

Peace and blessings, everyone.

Daddy Day

I've been called all kinds of nicknames during the heat of passion. That pillow/making love/freaking/fuck talk can be very interesting. usually it's at the height of the moment when there's no coming back (or cumming back for that matter) when you say things you wouldn't normally say, call people things you wouldn't normally call them and let that little piece of drool drop from your mouth without wiping it off. LOL Most interesting is being called "Daddy" during the heat of the moment. If done right it can be sexy, if done wrong....ewww, I need a break and a re-focus. Luckily for me, I've had way more of the former and only one memorable instance of the latter.

Phoenix is highly adept at using the word "Daddy" properly. She can call me up out the blue with her purring sex kitten sex voice on and in a playful manner hit me with a "Hey Daddy" and automatically bring a smile to my face. I have another friend who always seems to text me "Big Daddy" to get my attention. I like Big Daddy. It feeds the ego. Hell one of my favorite rappers, Biggie Smalls aka Notorious B.I.G. even wrote a song about being called "Big Poppa". Tupac wrote another titled "Call Me Daddy". As long as it's done properly, I'm not against the "Daddy"thing.

I must admit, Hispanic women have a strong hold on getting the proper response when they use "Papi". In the heat of the moment, the latin accent flowing, the hot passionate sex and then to hear it purr from her plump lips 'Ayyyyyyee papiiiiii". It hits the spot. That shit is better than the Michael Jordan Jay-Z come back. I actually prefer a variation of "Daddy" not the word itself, unless you're just a damn sex kitten then however you say it works. However, I've never heard a "papi" I didn't like. I'm not sure if it's totally genuine or because Hispanic women know it sounds good coming out of their mouths, but it works. Much like women from the south and the west coast like to hear a man from New York call them "Ma". We have a certain way we sound when we say that word to a woman we think is sexy. One "What's da deal, ma?" has sealed the deal and made a few panties wet on impact, trust brother Fury when he tells you.

Variations of Daddy are great. Anything that feeds the ego. I've been called "Big Daddy" as I said, "Big Dick Daddy", "Daddy Dick"(a reference to the film Baby Boy), "Papi Chulo", "Papi Grande Guebo" (by some strippers in the Dominican Republic), "Big Poppa", "danh từ" (some Vietnamese version of the term) and several other variations that go with my given and nick names. It's an ego feeder. It makes some men feel in charge. While the topic can seem skeevy at first listen, if done correctly, the "Daddy" thing can work wonders. I'll take mine with a variation on the word, a low sex kitten purr and plenty of hot sex, thanks.

So today is a great day to treat your resident sex partner to healthy doses of hot sex, a great juicy blow job and your favorite version of the daddy/papi/danh từ term.

My name is The Fury and I love it when you call me Big Poppa.

So tell me, how do you say it?

His wants....are mine.

"I want you to grab the back of my head and shove my face down into your pussy…make me lick you how you like it…hold me down as long as you want…make me breath pussy…pull me up by my hair and kiss my mouth…taste your pussy juices…..climb up on my lap and lower yourself onto my cock…..kiss my mouth again….fuck me….ride me up and down….push my head onto your breast….make me suck your nipple….cum on my cock……pull my hair as you cum….kiss me….climb off my cock and get on your knees…. Suck my cock….suck it hard….take it deep down your throat….look up at me and smile….stroke it….make me cum all over your face…..smile at me with a cum covered face…….you little slut….."

Good Things...from Him

"I would walk in, pull you up, wrap my arms around you and sqeeeze...then grab your ass and slide my fingers between your legs, feeling you. Maybe turn you around and press into you from behind...ease you over the desk and kneel behind you raising your skirt enough to give a long deep lick between your legs, running my finger over your clit as I slide my tongue deep in and out. Long strokes from top to bottom. Then I'd stand up and take my cock in my hand and run it up and down your now wet slit, slapping it a little on your swollen lips, and then slide into you grabbing your hips and thrusting very hard and very deep. That would be a good thing."

Want


I want it hard and fast, up against a wall, breathless, with my skirt bunched up around my hips, my panties pulled to the side, your hands wrapped in my hair, your cock shoved deep inside me.

Give it to me.

Flesh surfers welcome

Welcome Fleshbotters. Fancy, you all being lead here by that sexy nymph Chelsea Girl, AGAIN! Thanks for peering through my windows, you never know what you'll see in here. Be sure to clean the glass before you leave;-)

Awwww Sugasm #83

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Coinckydinks

Weird coincidences have been happening to me lately...for instance he said to me today "You'll be fine without me because you are keeping him in your back pocket"...maybe I am. He got moved there when you came into my life and made me forget everyone else. Maybe I will take him out, blow off the lint, and move him to a front pocket. I'll keep you posted.

Jonsin

I told him that I am addicted. Addicted to him. Jonsin for him actually. The more I have him, the more of him I want. The closer it gets to having to give him up, the more I need of him. If I close my eyes he is there in front of me...touching my skin, kissing my mouth, his hands in my hair pulling my head back, making me his. His dirty little secret.

The Vegas Girls are Back

I'm screwed.

Just when I had weaned myself off of reality TV (Bachelor, Survivor, Flavor of Love, Celebrity Fit Club!) to do something productive in my real life - I get sucked back in.

Why? Because the best of reality TV is back. That would be the "Real World" on MTV. Specifically, the Las Vegas cast - which was far and away the best season principally because they had 4 women, not 3 as some seasons had, and they're all hot. (and some guys too, whatever) Arissa, Trishelle, Irulan, and Brynn featured in the pic.

Oh, yeah. I spent lots of evenings fantasizing about them when the show was on. Trishelle - smoking hot and feisty. Irulan - sultry sexy girl who gives me a flashback to a wild night of my own. Arissa - high strung, but exotic. Brynn - rave girl and go-go dancer.

Reunited, for another run. I'm totally there MTV. Yeow.

Video Debut

I mentioned a couple of posts ago that I got a new toy. A new camera, which I soon discovered had a video mode.

So how long do you think it took me before I was shooting some nekkid video one-handed? Not long.

I finally figured out how to upload it somewhere. Go see my NSFW video debut:

Update: I'm not having much luck lately with naughty web content. This video got rejected and taken down by Google Video. Killjoys

Looking for A Shot (part 1)

"Lick it...I dare you to lick it." Coolspot's eyes lit up devilishly, her mouth turned at its ends with a smirk. Her smooth tanned thigh arched precariously towards me.

Her short shorts exposed the slender stems of sun kissed flesh. Her ample plump cleavage jiggled in their tank top as she presented her thigh to me. A single solitary drop of melted ice cream slid down her inner thigh slowly.

"Do it...I dare you." She smiled as she licked ice cream from her tiny blue plastic spoon. The tiny blue plastic spoon that let the single drop of ice cream drop from the single cup which balanced gracefully in her well manicured fingers.

My mouth watered. Her raven colored hair blew in the wind cascading across her suddenly erect nipples which poked through her bra and tanktop urging me to just do it. My heartbeat quickened. "Do it" my heart spoke...then in a flash the outside world stopped spinning and I was very aware. Aware that we were standing on Broadway on the upper west side. Handballs clattered from the park we stood in front of, cabs were zooming through the street, eyes were everywhere, eyes were watching me. I did not do PDAs (the displays of affection not the handheld computers) well.

She used one of those manicured fingers to wipe the ice cream droplet from her leg, placed it precariously toward my mouth then pulled it away and tasted it herself.

"That would've been so sexy, if you licked my thigh right here on the street" She sighed and continued walking. I had missed my opportunity. An opportunity I had been looking for since our first and only rendezvous. We were enjoying our walk together. Walking for miles to her friend's apartment to watch a movie on video. The film was playing at the local second run theater but we sided with the rental and a nice bottle of Alize'. And here I had ruined my chance before the night got started. Here it was that we only saw and spoke once in a blue moon and here she was looking absolutely beautiful, smelling delicious and I...missing my shot.

Sip after sip we finished most of the bottle in her friend's expensive studio while we watched the pseudo horror film. Sip after sip I was intoxicated by her aroma, her flirts, her laugh. Sip after sip I was painfully aware that we were alone in her friend's expensive studio with that big fluffy bed only feet away. Sip after sip until we both were tipsy and I knew my shot had passed.

"Where's that ice cream again?" I smiled.

"All gone, you missed it. The time has passed."

"Has it?" I said as I got on my knees. "I think it was right about here." My tongue traced it's way up her smooth thigh tasting the remnants of the spilled ice cream, her sweat and lotion which was all sweet to my tongue.

"Ok, enough." She got up and went to eject the movie.

"Do you still find me attractive? I mean I think you did before, back when.." My voice trailed off...

Coolspot fell to the floor giggling as the movie ejected. Her boobs bounced with every exhale, her legs kicked in the air. I slid next to her there on the floor, took her hair in my hands, pulled her close and kissed her fully. Our tongues wrapped around each other softly. I felt a light twitch in her mouth then her body relaxed in my arms. Her muscles ceased with every soft lip suck. I held her up then slowly laid her back on her back and made my way back to the couch.

"I find you attractive...yes, I do...you know I do." She stared at me over the coffee table.

The tables turned, literally when Coolspot pushed the glass coffee table back, sat next to me closely and we started to kiss hard, passionately. My hands found her firm tits. Her hands grabbed at my firm dick. I pulled up her shirt and not being able to pull her tits from her bra, I licked her cleavage. Her hands grabbed my chest then pushed me back with force.

"Wh...wha..what's wrong?"


To Be Continued...

Nekkid Snoozing



Originally uploaded by Semi-Celibate Man
I admit it. I'm kind of fond of lounging around nekkid when I'm alone. Doesn't get me laid or anything, but it sure is comfortable.

I'm looking at somewhere around 6 days out of the next 14 on the road in hotels. I'm going to guess there's some nekkid lounging in my future.

And the good fortune continued...

Fuck! And we were fleshbotted again too!!??? Damn great things happen when we take a short hiatus. Thanks Jefferson! Hello Fleshbotters! Come on in, make yourself comfy and take a look around. Don't open the closets, you're liable to smother in a skeleton avalanche ;-)